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Fresh off an impressively short hiatus, The Scissors are back to show off the scores of pounds they’ve managed to add since their last, extremely unsuccessful release. You might ask yourself “Hey, where’s that broad?” . . . She split.

In a likely attempt to woo some unmarried co-worker, the 30-something rockers will be making seldom live appearances for now, boasting not one second of new material, aiming to recapture some trace of a very lackluster heyday.
– The Scissors (5.11.16)

 

OVER YOUR DEAD BODY – 2012
Produced by Steve Mast and The Scissors. Recorded at Catfish Studios, Lombard. Engineered by Wes Kosakowski. Mixed/Mastered at KBAUDIO Los Angeles by Kyle Black.

Yvonne Szumski – Vocals, Guitar • Darren Vorel- Guitar, Vocals • Steve Mast- Guitar, Vocals • Ken Fletcher – Bass • David Schneider- Drums

Track Listing:
Skeletons • Stay Away • A-List • Breakout • Lurker • Best Part Of Me
Be Wrong Tonight • Over Your Dead Body • Never Been

You Can Make It Dangerous – 2010
Produced by Tom Higgenson and The Scissors. Recorded at Atlas Studios, Chicago. Engineered by Matt Allison and Justin Yates. Mixed at Audio is King, Elmhurst, IL by Dan Monahan. Mastered by Ian Kirkpatrick.

Darren Vorel- Vocals • Steve Mocarski- Guitar • Ken Fletcher- Bass
Yvonne Szumski- Guitar, Vocals • David Schneider- Drums

Track Listing:
Let’s Go • Teeth • Say It Again • Tragedy • Sunday • Us And Our Old Lady • Follow
Suddenly • Lyin’ To Me • This Haunted Man • Blackouts • Take It Out. Chop It Up

Download YCMID Album Art by clicking here. (pdf)


Viva – 2006
Recorded at Atlas Studios, Chicago. Engineered by Matt Allison.

Darren Vorel- Vocals, Guitar • Steve Mocarski- Guitar • Jason Lollar- Bass
David Schneider- Drums

Track Listing:
Whisper • M.I.A. • Back 2 School • Every Single One • You Can’t Just Go Around Killing People
Permanent Midnight • Wayne • Eraser • Karate Bonnie • Spring Break
Lower Your Gun • The Hating Game • The Man

Download Viva’s Album Art by clicking here. (pdf)


Tijeras – 2004
Recorded at Atlas Studios, Chicago. Engineered by Matt Allison. Re-issued in 2008 with three bonus tracks.

Darren Vorel- Vocals, Guitar • Steve Mocarski- Guitar • Cody Osbourne- Bass
David Schneider- Drums

Track Listing:
Control • I Got A Knife • Clip My Wings • Future Man • Blame • Game Over • The Grounding
Guidelines • Recovery • Murder Mystery • 2 Sides • Watch It Bleed • convictions

Unreleased Bonus Tracks:
Hard As Fuck • Choke • Dark 2 Light

Download Tijeras Album Art by clicking here. (pdf)


Riv Rat Rob E.P. – 2002
(Re-Released in 2009) Recorded at Atlas Studios, Chicago. Engineered by Matt Allison.

Darren Vorel- Vocals, Guitar • Steve Mocarski- Guitar • Pat Callaghan- Bass
Patrick Kilbryde- Drums

Track Listing:
Man With No Place • 24 • Clip My Wings • Ice Cream Man • Lemieux
Riv Rat Rob • Snake Charmer

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